In case Jamie didn’t choose the headline you wanted for “Gimme More”, here are the other 2 stories…..

1. Woman’s Boyfriend Can’t Stop Getting Into Fistfights With Same Waffle House Cook

You’ll never guess what keeps one guy coming back to the same Waffle House, time after time.

o    When a Waffle House cook intentionally messed with a customer’s egg order, the customer complained.

o    When the cook did it on a second visit, the pair got into a physical fight.

o    Since then, the customer’s girlfriend says, “They’ve physically fought like six or seven times.”

o    “It’s almost a ritual at this point,” she adds. “My BF orders runny eggs, the cook serves him some other version of eggs and then they beat the s**t out of each other.”

o    But soon, she and her boyfriend will be getting married and “moving away from his sworn-enemy Waffle House guy.”

o    She concluded her Reddit post by wondering, “Should I be worried that this side of him will come up later in our marriage?”

2. NFL’s Sammy Watkins Believes He’s an Alien, Insists He’s Seen a Spaceship

This NFL player just copped to some radical theories about himself, and well, everything, in a new interview.

o    Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins recently opened up to writer Tyler Dunne, in an off-the-rails interview which makes his reputation as an “eccentric” seem like a big understatement.

o    Watkins made one wild claim after another in the interview.

o     He believes he can control the outcome of any situation, that we die every day and are reborn, that he’s seen both a spaceship and the aliens inside, teleportation is possible, and that he himself is an alien.

o    Watkins believes that he will end up in the NFL Hall of Fame.

o    When asked how, he said, ““I’m going to talk to the guardians of the galaxy, talk to the true aliens,” Watkins told Dunne, “and try to work it out.”

• Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins recently opened up to writer Tyler Dunne, in an off-the-rails interview which makes his reputation as an “eccentric” seem like a big understatement. Yardbarker put together all of the wild claims made by Watkins, including that he believes he can control the outcome of any situation, that we die every day and are reborn, that he’s seen both a spaceship and the aliens inside, teleportation is possible, and that he himself is an alien. Watkins also believes and that we are currently living in “the Dark Ages right now. For sure.” Among more pedestrian concerns like the NFL, Watkins believes that he will end up in the NFL Hall of Fame. While he’s a good player, Watkins would have to drastically outperform his current production for an extended period of time to make that happen, but apparently, he has a plan. “I’m going to talk to the guardians of the galaxy, talk to the true aliens,” Watkins told Dunne, “and try to work it out.”